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I check My Pocket I Found Nothing....!!!
I check My Wallet I Found Few Coins...!!
I check My Heart I Found You..!!!!
"Than I Realized how Rich I'm"

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Coffee shop

Santa is sitting alone in coffee shop.....
A beautiful lady came and ask ..
"if u don't mind can i sit here?"

Santa: No

Lady- Why?

Santa: Bez, I've mind.