MBA Finance
Once a day, a beggar found 100 Rupees note.
He took it and went to 5 star hotel
He ate a lot, and made 3000 Rupees bill,
And at last he said that he has no money
Hotel manager called police and gave him to police,
A beggar gave 100 Rupees to police, and he make free himself.
This is call Finance Management (MBA)
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Good Friend vs Best Friend
A good friend come in hospital with Flowers and fruits
And says: "Get Well Soon"
But
A Best Friend says: "Saale, in this hospital Nurse are very beautiful, not get well soon, i'll come daily"
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3 Eggs
3 Eggs fallen down
2 were broken
But
1 was safe, nothing happen with it
Why?
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it's happen sometime, not need to worry :D :D
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Mobile with Dual sim
Girl: how much do you love me?
Boy: My heart is mobile and you are its SIM
Girl: Oo. God, i'm soooo lucky ...
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Boy (in mind) : She doesn't know that my mobile is dual SIM
:D :D ;P
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Girl with knife
Boy: Plz, Save me from this Girl
Friend: Why??
Boy: jub se maine kah diya he Dil cheer k Dekh tera hi nam hoga? (I said, rip my heart, you will find your name?)
Pagali "Chaku" leke pichhe pad gyi he.... (Stupid, now she run behind me with "Knife")
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Lets go for party
"I'm going to marriage"
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If u get mess like that, plz, inform me,
We both going to party...!! :D :D :D
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Wife and Lover
Santa: Hay, My wife and My Girlfriend coming together
Banta: Areee, I'll also tell this
:D :D
Thank you
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